Whatever you do, do it heartily, as to the Lord and not to men.

- Colossians 3:23

Working with horses (and horse people!) isn’t always easy, but it is always worth it. That’s why we do our best to treat every creature with respect, kindness, and—when needed—a healthy dose of “get ‘er done!”

Learn more about what we do below or contact us with questions.

(Fun Fact: Our name was inspired by Garrison Keillor’s “Pretty Good Joke Show.” Thanks Dr. John Bettinger for the idea!)

ENGLISH RIDING LESSONS

Meggan Holloway brings more than 30 years of equestrian experience to every lesson. Whether she’s coaching you on a dressage test, helping you jump bigger, or serving as your “eyes on the ground” in the onsite cross country field, one thing is clear: Meggan genuinely loves teaching.

• Private (45 Min - 1 Hr): $70 ($60 for boarders)

• Semi-Private OR ½-Hour Private: $60 ($45 for boarders)

• Group of 3-6 Compatible Riders (Duration Depends) Per Rider: $50 ($40 for boarders)

• Lesson Horse Use: $15/Lesson

western riding lessons

Western students learn high-level horsemanship, proper position, and how to develop equine partners that are always ready (and willing) to work. Whether you want to improve your overall horsemanship or fine-tune advanced reined cow horse maneuvers, Jess gives 110% to help you reach your goals.

• Private (45 Min - 1 Hr): $70 ($60 for boarders)

• Semi-Private OR ½-Hour Private: $60 ($45 for boarders)

• Group of 3-6 Compatible Riders (Duration Depends) Per Rider: $50 ($40 for boarders)

• Cow Fee: $10/Person per lesson

*Note: Lesson horses aren’t available for Western riders.

Horse Training

Much like human childhoods, the earliest memories and experiences your horse has will impact the rest of its life. Jess has been starting colts for 20+ years, and his approach is designed to produce quality, trustworthy, and happy-minded horses.

His colt program has a limited number of spots. Contact Jess to get on the schedule.

• $50 per ride (average of 4 rides per week) plus $425 board.

• Your first month’s board payment is due at drop-off.

Pro Tip: If Jess can’t take on your horse right away, make the best use of your time by tackling a few foundational tasks at home while you wait.

HORSE boarding

With 50+ years of combined horse care experience, Jess and Meggan understand all of the intricacies that impact equine wellbeing. Safety, nutrition/health, and socialization are the pillars of our horse boarding program, which is why several of our boarders have been with us more than a decade.

The end result? Harmony across our horse (and human) herds!

• Large Paddock: $650/Month (small herds of 4-5 compatible horses)

  • Includes: shelter, twice daily (at least) clean, quality grass/alfalfa mix hay, free choice salt and loose mineral mix, free choice water (heated in winter), once daily feeding of grain, own or appropriate Cavalor grain), turnout onto pasture (weather permitting), and basic blanketing. Horses are kept in small, stable, herd groups of four to 5 compatible horses.

• Stall with Run: $700/Month

  • includes above services plus daily stall/run cleaning. No turnout is included with stall/run boarding.